Thursday, October 30, 2014

Cuddle up! Uber delivers cats on 'National Cat Day'

USA TODAY


Ridesharing service Uber is delivering cats to you today for your snuggling pleasure in seven select cities.
In honor of National Cat Day, a car will bring a cat to you for 15 minutes at a cost of $30. The money goes to local shelters, according to Uber's website.
The service, in collaboration with the American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals and Cheezburger, is available today until 4 p.m. Just open your Uber app and choose the "KITTENS" option.
It is available in: Austin, Chicago, Washington, D.C., New York, Phoenix, San Francisco and Seattle.
The cats are also available for adoption.
It's not the first time Uber's delivered something other than rides. The company has also offered flu shots and manicures on demand.

Watch Daniel Radcliffe Rap Complex Blackalicious Track on 'Tonight Show'

Actor delivers a jaw-dropping version of the group's 1999 workout "Alphabet Aerobics"


RollingStone.com


Daniel Radcliffe stunned the hip-hop and TV-viewing communities on Tuesday night's episode of The Tonight Show, delivering an epic, word-for-word version of Blackalicious' mind-numbing 1999 track "Alphabet Aerobics." 

In the above clip, host Jimmy Fallon triggers the stunning performance by asking the actor about his love of music. The audience giggles when Radcliffe notes his appreciation for rap, including rhythmic gymnasts like Eminem. "I think I was the first kid in my class to learn the words to 'The Real Slim Shady,'" he says, emphasizing his obsession with memorizing "complicated, lyrically intricate and fast songs." Fallon then presents Radcliffe with a microphone and asks him to prove his rapping ability by tackling the complex Blackalicious workout.
Dude seriously has some skills. Backed by the Roots, the actor nails every line in the alphabetized track as the tempo gradually accelerates. Meanwhile, Fallon holds up corresponding letter cards in the background, sort of like Bob Dylan in the "Subterranean Homesick Blues" video.  
The performance really hit close to home for the Roots. Years before they were Tonight Show musicians, the group was leading the underground hip-hop movement of the mid-to late Nineties, which also included Blackalicious. After taping the episode, Questlove tweeted to the members of rap duo with a tease: "dear @realgiftofgab & @ChiefXcel make sure you and the entire @blackalicious_ fan base watches & dvr's #FallonTonight. trust. #!!!!!!!!"
Elsewhere in the episode, Radcliffe and Fallon goof off by swapping vocal impersonations: Radcliffe imitating a Texan, and Fallon trying his hand at a Cockney accent. In the below clip, the actor says he learned to do an American accent in part by watching lots of WWF – and favorite wrestler, The Rock. Radcliffe even makes a pitch that he and Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson should team up for a buddy film comedy. 



Justin Timberlake & Jessica Biel Pregnant? — Due Date Revealed

Hollywood Life



First came love, then came marriage, now it’s time for the baby in the baby carriage! Jessica Biel is reportedly pregnant, and a new report revealed how far along she is AND her due date!

Justin Timberlake, 33, is going to be a first-time daddy. At least, that’s what the reports about 32-year-old Jessica Biel are saying! New details about Justin and Jessica’s rumored baby have revealed the couple’s due date. Plus, how many months along is Jessica now? Three? Four? Let’s find out!


Jessica Biel Pregnant With First Child: Due Date Revealed

Wow. Could Jessica really be pregnant with her and Justin’s baby?

The couple wed approximately two years ago in 2012, which means they have had plenty of time to get to settle into their marriage before adding a new family member, claims Radar Online.

“Jessica is at least three months pregnant,” a source close to the actress said, revealing that she is due in April 2015.
As HollywoodLife.com previously reported, Jessica’s normally super fit physique has softened a bit. In fact, while shopping with friends in Los Angeles on Oct. 22, Jessica tried to distract everyone from what appears to be a tiny baby bump by wearing a huge scarf.

Justin Shared The First Photo Of Him & Jessica On Instagram

If Jessica and Justin are about to become proud parents of their first child, it has only brought them closer together.
For the first time ever since joiningInstagram, Justin posted a very sweet photo of himself with his arm around his lovely wife’s shoulders as they take in a beautiful view during a hike in New Zealand.
For a caption, Justin wrote: “‘Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.’ –Ferris,” citing the popular filmFerris Bueller’s Day Off.
The comments on the photo are filled with excited fans wishing Justin and Jessica congratulations on their “exciting news” — even though they have yet to confirm the pregnancy. Oops!
Tell us, HollywoodLifers — Do YOU think Jessica is pregnant? Are you excited that she and Justin might welcome their first child in April 2015? Comment below with your thoughts!

The Mystery Woman In “Avengers: Age Of Ultron” Has Been Confirmed

BuzzFeed News

A mystery that has gripped comic book geeks and entertainment journalists alike has been solved: The mysterious “third woman” in the teaser trailer and scene-long clip from Avengers: Age of Ultron is South Korean actress Claudia Kim (aka Kim Soo-hyun), Disney has confirmed to BuzzFeed News.
After the release of the trailer on Oct. 22, the internet almost immediately launchedinto fevered speculation about who the third woman in a party scene with the rest of the Avengers could be. Many speculated it was Thor’s girlfriend Jane Foster (Natalie Portman); some wondered if it might be Captain Marvel, aka Carol Danvers, a character Marvel Studios confirmed will get her own superhero movie in 2018.
Just as quickly, several eagle-eyed sleuths did zero in on Kim as a possible candidate.
Well, BuzzFeed News has officially confirmed that the actress in question is Kim, best known in South Korea for her work in television.
So the next question, of course, is who is Kim playing? The best bet is Suzi Endo, a scientist at Stark Industries who has connections to Ultron. Or it could be someone else entirely. Marvel and Disney aren’t saying. Guess we’ll just have to wait until the movie comes out.

Why It Took 23 Years to Link Amelia Earhart’s Disappearance to This Scrap of Metal


Wired

Even a piece of metal can get a second chance. In 1991, a group of researchers investigating the disappearance of Amelia Earhart found a sheet of aluminum on the island of Nikumaroro in the Western Pacific. Earhart’s plane, a Model 10 Electra, mysteriously vanished near the island on July 2, 1937. This piece of metal, a sheet 19 inches by 23 inches and made of the same material as Earhart’s plane, looked like it could be the first piece of the aircraft ever found.
The problem was its odd shape and size, which didn’t seem to fit any part of the Electra. “We finally reached the point that we decided that it couldn’t be from Earhart’s plane,” said Richard Gillespie of The International Group for Historic Aircraft Recovery, which has spent 26 years and made 10 expeditions to investigate the mystery surrounding Earhart’s disappearance.
The team then looked at every other kind of plane that could’ve flown over the Pacific at that time. But, again, nothing fit.
“Earlier this year, around June, I threw up my hands,” Gillespie said. “I didn’t know what the heck this thing is.”
Then the team noticed that in pictures taken of the Electra as it took off from Miami on June 1, 1937, the plane had a shiny patch near its tail, covering what had been a specially made window. This patch, Gillespie explained, was an improvised repair, and so was completely unique to Earhart’s plane. Could the sheet be this patch? “My first reaction was: This is a Hail Mary pass,” he said.
The team further analyzed the old photo and turned to a restored Electra to see how such a piece of metal would have been attached. After closer examination, they realized that the sheet perfectly matched in size, shape, and patterns of rivet holes. Even tears along the edges of the sheet aligned with where rivets would’ve been. “It’s like a fingerprint,” Gillespie said. The team reported their findings here.
“This is the first time we’ve ever found something we can link directly to Earhart’s aircraft,” he said. “And we’re going to treat it as a piece of her aircraft.”
This artifact makes it even more important to go back to the island and look for the rest of the plane, he added. In 2012, the team contracted Ocean Imaging Consultants, Inc. to take sonar data of the ocean floor. The images revealed astrange shape below the base of a cliff on Nikumororo—near where the metal sheet was found. No one knows for sure what the shape is, Gillespie said, but this latest finding certainly increases speculation that it’s in fact Earhart’s plane.
The strange data wasn’t noticed until after the team had already left the island. But, the investigators plan to return to the island in 2015 and search for the wreckage with divers and a remotely operated vehicle.
Conspiracy theories abound about the fate of Earhart and her navigator, Fred Noonan. Some say Earhart was captured by the Japanese or that she found her way back to the US and lived out her life as a New Jersey housewife, Gillespie said. His team’s hypothesis is that Earhart and Noonan were trying to find Howland Island, but after failing to do so, they landed on a reef extending out from Nikumororo, also known as Gardner Island. For days, the pair sent out distress calls from the aircraft’s radio, but the rising tides soon pushed the plane over the edge of the reef and into the ocean. The team thinks Earhart and Noonan survived for a while on the island as castaways.
The team’s research is not without critics, Gillespie admitted. Some even say he’s a con artist, he said. “If I am, then I’ve got myself fooled.”

Joe Panik makes incredible diving double play

SB Nation

Name puns aside, Giants' rookie second baseman has made a name for himself by displaying his composure throughout these playoffs and World Series. He did so again on the biggest stage of his life, making a diving stab to prevent a single, and turn it into a double play.

The batter, Eric Hosmer, was called safe at first on the play, but instant replay declared him out, proving how valuable it is to get the call right, following a delay of 2:57. Better late than wrong, I always say.
The play was so good by Panik, he broke his belt. But that's okay; he got a new one.

Free of Expectations, the Miami Heat See Path to Success

New York Times

MIAMI — Dwyane Wade was 12, watching on television in Chicago, when Scottie Pippen leapt to the 3-point line, fingertips outstretched, to obstruct a Hubert Davis jump shot as the Knicks tried to salvage a pivotal playoff game against the Michael Jordan-less Bulls.
It was 1994, and a panicked Madison Square Garden exhaled when Davis made two free throws to seal Game 5 of the Eastern Conference semifinals. The whistle of the referee Hue Hollins spared the Knicks from facing elimination in Chicago against a three-time championship team that was tossed to the has-been heap when Jordan walked away before the season.
So was it a foul from where Wade sat?
“I’m on the Chicago side, so it was a bad call,” he said before Miami opened the post-LeBron James era Wednesday night with a 107-95 victory over the short-handed Washington Wizards behind Wade, Chris Bosh and point guard Norris Cole. “But if I was on the Knicks’ side, I guess that’s a good call.”
On the Knicks’ side that night, on the way to a seven-game N.B.A. finals defeat against Houston, was Coach Pat Riley, who has been Wade’s career-long ally in Miami, including the four years with James, or Heir Jordan.
The point is that Wade, as a young fan of those 1993-94 Jordan-less Bulls, who posted a 55-27 record, and Riley, who had the gel scared out of his well-groomed hair in that playoff series but survived its seven games, should know from the Bulls’ example that there could be life after James. There could be a run.
Logic tells us it won’t be a championship run. But however defined, “run” rhymes with “fun,” and as the former Bulls general manager Jerry Krause always said, overachieving in the face of utter dismissal can be recalled as fondly as actually winning it all.
“That team was exciting that year, obviously led by Scottie and Toni Kukoc,” Wade said, forgetting Horace Grant and, sacrilegiously, Coach Phil Jackson. “It said something about that team, but obviously every team is different, so I don’t know what it could say about this team. We still have good players. We still have a good team. We’re just not the headlining team that comes into a city and 40 people are following the bus.”
He laughed and added, “Now there’s probably one guy out there, three if we’re lucky.”
That’s what happens when James, the proverbial driver, disappears and takes the steering wheel with him, and when the replacement is Luol Deng, a nice piece but no main event.
Deng, in his 11th year, entered Wednesday having played all but 40 games of his career with Chicago, but he said he recalled no discussion of 55 victories sans Jordan. Only seasons that conclude with parades are commemorated. Still, Deng could speak to the satisfaction the Bulls felt competing hard and winning 45 and 48 games the past two seasons, most without the former N.B.A. most valuable player Derrick Rose.
“One thing we did really well was to tune out everybody, good or bad, just focus on the team,” Deng said. Asked what made him climb aboard a Miami bus presumably going in reverse, he said, “There wasn’t the mind-set that they weren’t going to win.”
Riley, the Heat’s fanatically competitive president, ranted over the summer at his high-priced free agents, mostly James. The takeaway quote: “You’ve got to stay together if you got the guts, and you don’t find the first door and run out of it.”
James returned to Cleveland, a destination that absolved him of not only gutlessness but also of disloyalty. Wade took a pay cut to presumably finish his career in Miami. Bosh, after rejecting Houston, got a maximum deal to earn the title of Heat Lifer, a new organization testimonial.
Wade is the true Miami lifer and the pride of Heat Nation — another mantra dreamed up to market cultural stability, the notion that the Heat are permanently among the N.B.A. elite. If Wade were four years younger and less brittle — he had to leave the court with a strained calf late in the third quarter Wednesday before returning in the last six minutes to help close out the Wizards — a season of 50 or more wins wouldn’t be far-fetched.
That would especially be true if Bosh is ready to play, as he insists he can, as a leading man for the first time since his days with the Raptors. He played the part Wednesday night with 26 points and 15 rebounds.
For years, people have pondered how Jordan’s legacy would have been affected had Hollins not blown his whistle and Jordan’s so-called supporting cast had gone on to the conference finals and the finals without him. But there have also been unhappier seasons after superstar departures: When Shaquille O’Neal left Los Angeles for Miami in a 2004 trade, Kobe Bryant and the Lakers dropped from 56 wins to 34.
It certainly will be great theater if the Heat can chase Cleveland and Chicago in the East. So much must go better than right for that to happen, but the challenge alone, Bosh said, might be a welcome change from the four-year championship-or-bust burden.
“With people counting us out, it’s easier to get yourself up,” he said.
On opening night, there was the familiar late-arriving capacity crowd, the public announcer who remained obnoxiously loud and a Heat team that looked committed to aggressive help defense.
The early-season goal, Bosh said, will be to “let people know we are still here.” To match the 1993-94 Bulls for succeeding in the absence of historic greatness, much more than attendance will be required.

Wednesday, October 29, 2014

Fireball Whisky pulled from European shelves for propylene glycol levels

WXYZ

Fireball Whisky is being pulled from shelves in Europe due to its levels of propylene glycol — but it’s not going anywhere in the United States.
According to YLE, Finland’s public broadcast television station, Alko, Finland’s state alcohol monopoly, has filed a complaint and recalled Fireball from store shelves due to excessive levels of propylene glycol.
The company announced Monday that Fireball doesn’t meet the European Union’s tighter regulations of propylene glycol levels, though they stated it does meet North American standards.
Propylene glycol is commonly found in the liquid used in e-cigarettes, in de-icing agents used in the aviation industry, in the preparation of processed snack foods and in alcoholic beverages as a flavor conduit.
The United States Food and Drug Administration has classified propylene glycol as GRAS (generally recognized as safe) because the oral toxicity of the compound is very low.
Alko’s move follows a decision by Systembolaget, their Swedish counterpart, to remove Fireball from shelves last week.
An announcement on the Systembolaget website confirms that sales of Fireball have been stopped in Sweden due to high levels of propylene glycol. Customers who bought Fireball are welcome to return it for a refund, even if the bottle is opened.
Fireball liqueur remains on shelves in the United States and in other countries.
Scripps National Desk contacted Buffalo Trace Distilleries, which owns Sazerac Company, who manufactures Fireball Whisky, for comment prior to publishing this article. Buffalo Trace Distillery is based in Frankfort, Kentucky. Sazerac Company is based in Metairie, Louisiana.
statement on Fireball’s website reads, “The secret to Fireball is buried in the depths of our souls – and it’s so damn special that we just can’t share it. Although we’d love to talk Fireball with you, we have a strict policy that we let our whisky speak for itself.”
 

Randle breaks leg in NBA opener; Davis shines


 The Courier Journal

The 2014-15 NBA season started Tuesday night and, as far as Kentucky fans are concerned, there were two major headlines: Anthony Davis is, in fact, the next big thing and Julius Randle's rookie season might be over before it really even got started.
Davis went off for 26 points, 17 rebounds and nine blocked shots in the New Orleans Pelicans' rout of the Orlando Magic. His near triple-double on opening night lends some immediate credibility to all the preseason hype that the 21-year-old former Wildcat might just be the third-biggest star in the league this year behind LeBron James and Kevin Durant.
Davis tied his own franchise record with the nine blocks and, per Jim Eichenhofer of Pelicans.com, became the first NBA player since Dwight Howard in 2008 to have at least that many points, rebounds and blocks in a game.635501595063140008-julius-randle
Now for the bad news: Randle, drafted No. 7 overall by the Los Angeles Lakers in June, suffered a broken right tibia in the fourth quarter of his first NBA game. He had two points in 14 minutes against the Houston Rockets before driving, jumping and crumpling under the basket. Randle stayed down for several minutes, grimacing every time trainers tried to move his leg.
Lakers star Kobe Bryant consoled him as Randle's leg was placed in an air cast and he was carted off on a stretcher. TNT's Rachel Nichols reported late Tuesday night that the team confirmed it was a fractured tibia and Randle was being transported to a hospital to determine whether he needed surgery. His mother, Carolyn Kyles, was by his side and in tears.
Randle's injury overshadowed everything else in a blowout victory for the Rockets, including former UK star Terrence Jones' big night: 16 points, 13 rebounds, three assists, two blocks and two steals. Like Davis, he's embarking on his third NBA season and appears to be coming into his own in Houston.

Rockets' rout of Lakers marred by injury to Julius Randle

ESPN (blog)

LOS ANGELES -- After Lakers rookie Julius Randle left his NBA debut strapped to a wheeled stretcher with a broken right leg, every player at Staples Center gained a sober perspective on the season opener.
Even ex-teammates Kobe Bryant and Dwight Howard realized their shouting match was particularly inconsequential in the final minutes of the Houston Rockets' blowout win.
James Harden scored 32 points, Howard added 13 points and 11 rebounds before getting into an exchange with Bryant, and the Rockets spoiled Bryant's return to the Lakers with a 108-90 victory over Los Angeles on Tuesday night.
Bryant's comeback game and the Lakers' return from a 55-loss season went from bad to miserable when Randle broke his right leg in the fourth quarter. The seventh overall pick out of Kentucky collided with two Rockets under the basket and landed awkwardly, collapsing to the court in agony.
After his own Lakers debut ended somberly, coach Byron Scott described the scene as "heartbreaking."
"The last three or four minutes, obviously we weren't thinking a whole lot about basketball," Scott added. "We were just thinking about Julius, and hoping he's OK."
Randle's injury cast a pall over the night for the Lakers, who are banking on the 19-year-old power forward to become a solid player -- perhaps their next star. His right leg was immobilized before his teammates lifted him onto the stretcher, obvious pain on his face, with Bryant squeezing his hand.
"We'll help him through this, and he'll come back a better basketball player," Bryant said. "That's the goal, is to try to find a silver lining in this. He'll use the time to come back and be stronger."
Bryant scored 19 points in his first game back at Staples Center after missing most of the Lakers' worst season in a half-century with two major injuries.
A few moments before Randle's injury, Howard and Bryant received matching technical fouls when Howard elbowed Bryant in the face after grabbing a rebound in the fourth quarter, setting off a lengthy stretch of shouting and finger-pointing between the former teammates.
Although teammates stepped between them, Bryant appeared to yell "Try me!" at Howard, who wore his usual broad grin while responding.
"There's no need to go into it. We won the game," Howard said. "It's over with. It's about basketball. I'm not even focused on it."
Howard spurned Bryant and the Lakers after one season in 2013 to take roughly $30 million less as a free agent in Houston. Scott said the two superstars "don't like each other," a notion that made Bryant laugh.
"You can't help but like him," Bryant said with a straight face. "He's a teddy bear. I really mean that. He's a nice kid."
Howard got a flagrant foul for the elbow, and Bryant got a personal foul in addition to their technicals. Both veterans were pulled from the blowout immediately afterward.
Trevor Ariza and Terrence Jones scored 16 points apiece, while Harden hit three 3-pointers and 15 free throws. Ariza hit five 3-pointers for the Rockets, who took an 18-point lead in the first half and weren't threatened.
"We looked pretty good," Harden said. "It was just a matter of time for everybody to get on the court together and execute, and tonight, we did a pretty good job."
Jeremy Lin scored seven points against his former teammates in his Lakers debut, struggling to score against Patrick Beverley. Lin is the Lakers' starting point guard afterSteve Nash's latest season-ending injury.
Bryant extended his franchise record just by stepping on the court for his 19th season with the Lakers, tying Utah's John Stockton for the most seasons with one team in NBA history. That 19th season is likely to be rocky, although he relishes the chance to play for Scott, the longtime Lakers shooting guard and Inglewood, California, native who got his self-described dream job this summer.
Bryant played just six games last season due to two major injuries, and the Lakers won just 27 games in their worst performance since moving to Los Angeles.
Carlos Boozer added 17 points in his Lakers debut.
TIP-INS
Rockets: Rookie Tarik Black scored two points and Kostas Papanikolaou had four in their NBA debuts. Black made the roster as an undrafted free agent out of Kansas. Papanikolaou spent last season with FC Barcelona. ... Jason Terry scored eight points off the bench in his Houston debut.
Lakers: Randle scored two points and second-round pick Jordan Clarkson had eight in their NBA debuts for the Lakers. ... Xavier Henry and Ronnie Price both played despite injuries. Henry missed the entire preseason. ... Kanye West, Kim Kardashian, Will Ferrell, Alibaba founder Jack Ma, Yasiel Puig, Floyd Mayweather Jr., Gerard Butler, Adam Levine and Behati Prinsloo attended the game.
WHAT'S NEXT
The Lakers left shortly afterward for their road opener in Phoenix on Wednesday.
The Rockets flew to Utah for another road game Wednesday.
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Honey Boo Boo’s Mother Loses Her Show After Being Accused of Doing Something So Reprehensible, She May Be Worst Mom of the Year

IJ Revicew

The news about unlikely child star Honey Boo Boo’s mother “Mama June” just keeps getting worse. She has more than the show cancellation to contend with now.
The mother of reality TV star Honey Boo Boo has been accused of reuniting with the man who allegedly molested her older daughter. Mark McDaniel was only recently released from prison, in March, following a ten year sentence.
According to Jezebel, his imprisonment was not from the alleged, repeated sexual assaults on Honey Boo Boo’s sister, but another case in which he was indicted on multiple charges…
…”rape, child molestation, aggravated child molestation, enticing a child for indecent purposes and aggravated sexual battery” in a different case.
Though she has denied dating the man again, photos show Mama June and Honey Boo Boo out with him. Here is a picture of Mark McDaniel in an appropriate context:
Though the exact dates are unknown, the timeline of his recent release from prison and Honey Boo Boo’s age in the photos (not being published here) indicate the outing had to have taken place since his release.
This has raised concerns for some, given his alleged molestation of her older daughter, at around the same age Honey Boo Boo is now. ThoughRadar Online obtained the incident report and released some of it online, the company decided to hold back some of the more explicit details because they felt they were too horrible to publish.
As if what was released wasn’t bad enough. Honey Boo Boo’s older sister is now 20 years old, but at the time, the eight year old was allegedly subjected to pornographic movies, fondling, being ejaculated on and having the accused’s genitalia put into her mouth, among other things.
Honey Boo Boo’s biological father, Mike “Sugar Bear” Thompson, is reported to now be seeking full custody of the child in order to protect her.
Sometimes there are just are no words.

Renée Zellweger and Me


New York Time(blog)

I plan to keep my nose. And I have you to thank, Renée Zellweger.
Your decision to do whatever you did to change your face is helping me accept my 57-year-old face as it is. More to the point, I have decided not to go under the knife after all to fix that slightly bent nose of mine. Even after being savaged in a recent online forum about my face.
Last year, I wrote an essay, “Bonfire of My Vanity,” mildly mocking myself for the myriad ways I have tried to turn back Father Time. I confessed to getting blond highlights to cover the gray, taking ice baths to maintain a “youthful vigor” and — drumroll, please — undergoing surgery to blast away my eye bags. My goal was to show that it is not just women who are held to untenable standards of youth and beauty in this culture. (Although I will be the first to admit it is still easier for us guys.) To this point, the American Society for Aesthetic Plastic Surgery reported last year that “The number of cosmetic procedures for men increased over 273 percent from 1997.”
A few days after the article was published, a friend in London sent me a link to a Daily Mail story all about me and my essay. The boldfaced headline was: “Self-confessed vain man…”
I paused in midsentence because my eye caught the two photos the Mail had chosen to run of me. One was a fairly current author photo, blown up so much that I could see right inside my nose; every facial flaw was magnified to the extreme for the paper’s voracious readers. The other photo was almost 15 years old; I guess the photo editor dug it up online. I’m quite sure it had been Photoshopped (tan deepened, teeth whitened) somewhere along its journey from the Google archives to front and center in The Daily Mail.
The story proved not nearly as painful to read as the comments, which were so numerous and vociferous that the webmaster quickly posted: “We are no longer accepting comments on this article.” I myself could only bear to read about a half-dozen, which included this little gem:
“That fake tan/Botox/colour contact lenses picture just looks so creepy and disturbing. I’m not sure that from now on he will age gracefully, though. He seems like a massive attention seeker.”
Presumably, this comment was about my “Before” photo — with Photoshop the only invasive procedure.
When Ms. Zellweger’s big reveal spread across the web last week, I both felt sorry for her and curious about what else had been said about me – and my face. Believe me when I say this was not an exercise for the faint of heart.
Herewith, a couple more:
“He should have spent the money on his teeth.”
“He looks horrible with all the enhancements.”
Then The Mail’s readers decided to let me know how old they really thought I looked. Some of my “favorites” included:
“56? No, more like 76”
“Not a hot man — he honestly looks to be 71”
“He looks at least 65!”
Well, make up your minds! Although, really, who asked your opinion?
Seemingly, no topic was off bounds. Others felt the need to comment on my sexual orientation (although I had come out in my story, noting a same-sex husband). Posted one reader:
“It’s tough for the older queens who are no longer the cats meow at the disco.”
Finally, the coup de grace: A laserlike focus on my nose. I have a deviated septum, with my nose tilting to the left. Its asymmetry has long been a sore point for this “self-confessed vain man.” And at times I snore worse than a horse. Yes, it’s true: I’ve twice consulted doctors about fixing it. Most of all I think my husband would appreciate it – for the additional zzzs he would get.
Daily Mail readers had a lot to say about that part of my face:
“All that work and his nose is making a left hand turn. Am I missing something?”
“Surprised he didn’t get his deviated septum straightened. Wonky nose looks weird on plastic face.”
“He forgot to do something with his nose. It’s going sideways. Tie it to the opposite ear, bend it back.”
Those comments finally pushed me over the edge, or should I say back from the brink of another surgery. While facial symmetry is often equated with classic beauty, I decided I am just fine embracing my lack of perfect balance, which is a good thing because I have one foot that’s smaller than the other and an off-center belly button thanks to an abdominal surgery.
For sure, Ms. Zellweger’s previously squinty eyes and chipmunk cheeks weren’t the quintessential definition of beauty either, but they certainly made her stand out in a world of cookie-cutter actors. Debora L. Spar, the president of Barnard College and the author of “Wonder Women: Sex, Power and the Quest for Perfection,” said to another reporter: “The things that made her unique are now gone, and now she looks like a million other people.”
I plan to keep my nose just the way it is because my nose makes me look like me. This decision is made just a little bit easier by a rare supportive post among The Daily Mail’s commenters, who wrote of me:
“I think he looks great either way and would date him in a heartbeat. You go, guy!”
Alright, so I’m a little vain.

Review: John Wick is the White Equalizer



Liam Neeson in Taken (2008), Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson in Faster (2010), Nicholas Cage in Stolen (2012), Denzel Washington in The Equalizer (2014), and now, Keanu Reeves stars as a retired killing machine in the action-packed film, John Wick.

Like many other revenge-based films, John Wick sets a high-level violent agenda to murder dozens of people.

In the movie, many former colleagues feared the news of his return after some Russian gangsters ransacked the Wick residence. John Wick also stars Michael Nyqvist, Alfie Allen, Ian McShane, Willem Dafoe and my favorite former drag queen, John Leguizamo (To Wong Foo).

But, John Wick Director Chad Stahelaki must have known that this storyline was very similar to that of The Equalizer. Both men use retaliation as the fuel to start an all-out war on foreign enemies. Both men have to leave their comfortable retirement to finish their vendettas. And both men, despite their age, use their physical states to kick butt.

Not to mention, both movies have corny endings. No Spoilers! No Shade!

The plots are almost identical. So similar that I have coined John Wick as the White Equalizer. While The Equalizer is multi-dimensional (and features the cutest minor), John Wick has ten times more action, killing, and overall brutality.

In addition to the murderous décor, John Wick holds about five big hilarious moments. While there’s nothing funny about dozens of casualties, the infrequent laughter is refreshing and appreciated. I have a queer sense of humor so don’t be alarmed if you don’t laugh as much.

If I had to choose a winner, it would be The Equalizer. But, the White Equalizer comes in at a very close second place.

3 Stars: With the release date and movie plot, John Wick was frightfully too close to The Equalizer. I could pull the race card and say Denzel Washington cannot have one single moment of “glory” but I see this as an opportunity to recognize that everybody cannot be Denzel!

Kylie Jenner’s Lips: Wasting Youth By Trying To Be ‘Perfect’ — Expert Says


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Kylie Jenner seems to be on a mission to make her lips as plump as humanly possible! As an expert reveals to HollywoodLife.com EXCLUSIVELY, 17-year-old Kylie is totally wasting her youth in her quest to be ‘perfect.’

Poor Kylie Jenner. It can’t be easy to have the world watching your every move at just 17 years old! However, the way that Kylie has chosen to deal with the world’s attention seems to be by making artificial enhancements to her already-gorgeous face. While she hasn’t confirmed that she’s done any work on her lips, there’s no denying that they’re totally huge compared to when she was younger! As an expert reveals to HollywoodLife.com EXCLUSIVELY, she is wasting her youth in her mission to be “perfect.”

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“The girl is only 17, and has already had other body enhancements,” Dr. Gilda Carle, Relationship Expert To The Stars, reveals to HollywoodLife.com. “By the time she’s in her twenties, she will have run out of body parts to improve — yet, still be unhappy that she hasn’t reached perfection.”
“She’s wasting her purity and innocence on trying to look like someone she’s not.
“Meanwhile, she’s learning that her money can buy external perfection, without advancing her character as a human being,” Dr. Gilda finishes.

Kylie Jenner Learning A Lot More About Business Than Your Average 17-Year-Old

Kylie is definitely a great girl with the same kind of entrepreneurial spirit as the rest of the Kardashian-Jenner clan. With aburgeoning music career and a fashion line, and a line of hair extensions, it’s clear that Kylie is learning a lot more about business than your average 17-year-old.
However, as Dr. Gilda says, Kylie may need to begin looking inward and to stop focusing on her appearance to the point that she’s doing everything she can to change it. She’s so young, and so beautiful!
We want Kylie to do whatever it is that makes her happy, confident and secure as a woman, but going to such extremes at such a young age may be setting a dangerous precedent.
HollywoodLifers, what do you think? Should Kylie leave her lips alone, or should the 17-year-old be given free rein? Let us know!
– Written by Amanda Mitchell, Reporting by Russ Weakland